all me own work
Please don’t keep skyping me
Shouting at a screen, hair all over the place
We look stupid and ridiculous
Do we really have to look at each other?
Shouldn’t there be some small shroud
of mystery left?
Was it really that wrong to hide behind
Email will do. I keep up to date with
the times, and I know snail mail is a
No Go, and fax machines long gone.
Along with Proper phone calls, where
no-one sees each other at all. Bliss!
Don’t get me wrong, I take wonderful pictures
of the cat on Instagram, I’ve now got 12 followers!
I tweet as best I can, and follow the most incomprehensible
Snapchat so irritating, me best pictures gone in 60 seconds.
Facebook, passé and a bore.
I’ve even joined Watsapp – whatever
the Hell that is, but please please
stop shouting at me!!