all me own work
Where are those carrier bags?
No, not those recycled poncy type.
The slaggy ones, a slip of plastic,
with Key Markets or Tesco on the side
Like me Mum had
Throw away ones, which is exactly
what you did.
Shamelessly, without a single qualm.
Plenty more where they came from.
Don't get me wrong. I salute those
tasteful bags for life, and the five
But they're boring! And virtuous.
I long for those unlovely rolls of slag bags,
that took a piece of me with them.